How dumb does Apple think the general public is? Obviously not only do they think we are dumb, they proved SOME of us are. And when I say some of us, I mean the ridiculously retarded people who waited outside of Apple stores nationwide for the latest, not greatest Apple trick.
I want to go ahead and apologize now if you are one of the intellectually deficient people who fell for another Apple marketing scam. I want to apologize for you not being smart enough to think for yourself and also for the fact that I'm going to go on a rant and if you continue to read, you will be offended!
So what's the hype all about? Well according to the people on the news who waited in line or ran down the halls of the mall it's the following things:
1. 5 MP camera - Big woop. My Motorolla Backflip has one of those. Isn't it a Droid phone that has the 8MP camera out and a 12MP on the way? Just sayin. Maybe by Iphone 8 they'll catch up to 2010 standards
2. Video that doesn't zoom - Well my Motorolla Backflip has one of those too. My Blackberry Curve from 3 years ago had that too.
3. A built in video editing app - Um....don't they make an app for that? I know they do on the Droid market.
4. A flash for the camera - it's about friggin time. My Motorolla Razr from 7 years ago had that. Way to get up and show everyone you are so awesome Apple....idiots
5. Fancier screen - You better. You released 3 friggin Iphones that were all the same screen. Holy shit. I'd be beyond pissed if they didn't come up with something nicer. I had my Iberry app that made my screen on my Blackberry look the same as the Iphone like 5 years ago. About time....take a bow already.
6. Longer battery life - so you finally admit that your Iphone does suck in more than 1 way
7. Smaller - So is my cordless home phone.....big deal
8. Metallic Frame - wow....upgrade from cheap plastic to cheap metal. I believe several phones already have that
9. The highest data package in the business - Yup...jealousy is kicking in right about now! Let's see....$54.95 or Android/Blackberry Package at $29.99......wow....I need an Iphone....NOW
10. 4G capable - Great job guys. There is no 4G network to connect to. Great selling feature
The best news I've seen about the new Iphone....there's already a complaint list:
1. Screen has a yellow hue to it due to the HD not being up to par
2. Phone signal is worse than Iphone 3GS
3. I have a 4G phone on a modified 3G system. Don't worry, the 4G will be here in time for Iphone 5 so you brainless morons can stand in line for it next year!
Well I can't say the following things:
1. I have the Iphone 4,3, 3G, 3gs, Iphone or whatever the 2nd one was called.
2.I have 2nd rate features on my overpriced phone that can't be fixed or insured by my provider
3.I didn't get ripped off by Steve Jobs and his band of marketing marvels.
But what I can say is that I have a phone that does all of the things that Iphone does, paid nothing for it, pay half as much for service that actually works, can toggle between apps while talking on the phone, take a leak on it and have it replaced for $25. Thank you Apple for proving how smart I am and how dumb your faithful followers are.
THE RANT IS OVER.....THANK YOU
